Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Riddle ?

WORLDS HARDEST RiDDLE



I turn polar bears white



And I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



And girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



And normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



And make your champane bubble.



If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



Riddle ?

so many times.



its time



The answer is



'Time'



The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disapear.



(...I turn polar bears white )



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



(...and I will make you cry.)



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



(...I make guys have to pee)



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



(...and girls comb their hair.)



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



(...I make celebrities look stupid )



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequal



(...and normal people look like celebrities.)



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



(...I turn pancakes brown )



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



)...and make your champane bubble.)



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



(...If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. )



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehand something so vast.



(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )



Time is the answer :)



Riddle ?

The answer is "No."



Riddle ?

No... :0)



Riddle ?

pressure.



Riddle ?

The sun



rain or some natural element.



From the idot on Answers dot com



Riddle ?

NO



Riddle ?

"YES" i can guess the riddle



theres the answer there...



Riddle ?

Ive heard this once along time ago but I forgot the answer...oh crimony :(



Riddle ?

No! ; ]



Riddle ?

Time is the answer



Riddle ?

YES i can guess the riddle.



because i just did, and guesses don't always have to be correct, anyway.

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