Wednesday, May 9, 2012

I got a riddle, does someone have an answer?

I turn polar bears white



and I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



and girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



and normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



and make your champagne bubble.



If you squeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



I got a riddle, does someone have an answer?

NO



I got a riddle, does someone have an answer?

i think fire or



water or



bubble



I got a riddle, does someone have an answer?

magic or a magician.



I got a riddle, does someone have an answer?

You're the good looking camera man I saw last week.



I got a riddle, does someone have an answer?

The world in a jar.



I got a riddle, does someone have an answer?

The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disapear.



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequal



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehand something so vast.



I got a riddle, does someone have an answer?

It's either the sun, a pimple, or vanity.



I got a riddle, does someone have an answer?

The answer is: Gene Simmons

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