Anyone know the answer to this riddle...?

I turn polar bears white

and I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

and girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

and normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

and make your champane bubble.

If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in less than 6 minutes. Can you?

Anyone know the answer to this riddle...?

The answer is no - there is no answer to this riddle that is why 84% of the kindergarteners figured it out - they said no.

Anyone know the answer to this riddle...?

i dont know

Anyone know the answer to this riddle...?

The answer is "no I can't"