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Here is a riddle that i know the answer too. I want to see how many posts it will take till someone gets it right (As well as how long it takes). 97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.

I turn polar bears white

and I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

and girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

and normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

and make your champane bubble.

If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

Can you figure it out?

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You, Fonzie

As you state, you do all of these things.

My wife says I'm like a little kid so this riddle is easy for me.

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All of the above?

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youre a lil sperm?

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gum, popcorn, some kind of food

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water?

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Are you the Sun???

Because if you are not I will straight up murder your azz.

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POOP WATER OR VOMIT

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is it pressure?

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i give up

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The answer is No.

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air maybe

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god?

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No, I can't.

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I'll go with... PRIDE.

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is it god?

if not, 2nd guess would be.. water?

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Air

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Umm. No, I can't figure it out. What's the answer?

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time?

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the answer is no, i can't answer it cuz i don't no the answer!

Answer = No

it's all common sense aha

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oil, heat, sun

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No.

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gas

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is this one of the ones where there's a different answer for every description you give? like there's 12 different answers in the complete answer?

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air???

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a balloon or a pimple

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the answer is no

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Mom

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Water, ice

Anyway what is it? Let me know hmbaib@yahoo.com

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time or pressure

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is it The Truth?

just guessing

^.^

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i dont know the answer tell me...