Saturday, May 5, 2012

Apparently easy riddle?

I turn polar bears white



And I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



And girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



And normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



And make your champagne bubble.



If you squeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out,



But 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out,



In 6 minutes or less.



Apparently easy riddle?

The question is "can you guess the riddle?" Just answer yes or no.



Apparently easy riddle?

lol



Apparently easy riddle?

time



Apparently easy riddle?

And to think I never went to harvard.



At least I don't remember going.



Apparently easy riddle?

no



Apparently easy riddle?

The answer is no!!!!!



Apparently easy riddle?

time



Apparently easy riddle?

NO



Apparently easy riddle?

there is no answer



Apparently easy riddle?

there is no answer, because it doesnt say "What am I?"



Apparently easy riddle?

Well, I can guess, so I say your eyes?



That's probably it right, the Harvard guys wouldn't guess, but the Kindergartens guessed, which is what the riddle asked for in the first place.



Apparently easy riddle?

Time.



The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disapear.



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequal



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehand something so vast.



Apparently easy riddle?

i think its "popcorn"



Apparently easy riddle?

The riddle says "Can you guess the riddle?"...so the correct answer is NO.



Apparently easy riddle?

ITS WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



IF U POUR WATER ON POLAR BEARS, THEY WILL TURN WHITE



WATER MAKES YOU CRY



WATER MAKES U PEE



AFTER SHOWER(WATER) GIRLS COMB HAIR



WATER SPRAYED ON CELEBRITIS WILL MAKE THEM LOOK STUPID



PEOPLE CAN SOMETIMES LOOK SMART AND COOL LIKE CELEBRITIES WHILE IN THE POOL(WATER)



WATER HELPS FRYING PANCAKES



WATER HAS AIR SO IT MAKES CHAMPAGNE BUBBLE



BUBBLES WILL COME UP IF U SQUEEZE WATER



WATER IN ITS WORST STATES WILL MAKE U POP



Apparently easy riddle?

TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Apparently easy riddle?

You guys it say can you guess the riddle and not what am i or who am i so the answere would have to NO i cant guess the riddle!

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